New York Mets, New York Mets
The very epitome of a British baseball team

It’s rainy and it’s dodgey and the loo is stopped up.
There’s no place to pee, and the W.C.
Is stopped-up with Piazza’s pee.

Let’s go to Shea! (Long live the Queens)
Let’s go to Shea! (Long live the Queens)
Let’s go to Flushing, New York!
(Tom Terrific, Tom Terrific)
Let’s go to Shea! (Long live the Queens)

New York Mets, New York Mets
The very epitome of a British baseball team

Tom Glavine and Al Leiter
in a double-decker bus,
Cruising down the street, with trainers on their feet
And jumpers ‘round their necks!
(I’ve got cinderblocks in me knickers)

Let’s go to Shea! (Long live the Queens)
Let’s go to Shea! (Long live the Queens)
Let’s go to Flushing, New York! (Tom Terrific, Tom Terrific)
Let’s go to Shea! (Long live the Queens)

Beware the beast with two backs!
Beware the beast with two backs!

Etc…