I love this girl, her name is Susan
saw her Friday, when we were cruising
in her van, packed with all her friends
I’m just alone again

If I skipped school and went to the quarry
I’d see her there for the weekday party
But she doesn’t know my name
Study hall’s always lame
I’m just alone again

She’s a bird
and I’m just a Brewer
I’m just a Brewer

In History class I hatched my new plan
Homecoming Dance I thought she would attend
I rigged the vote and risked detention
The Homecoming Queen in absentia
I’m just alone again

She’s a bird
and I’m just a Brewer
I’m just a Brewer