You have to ask yourself,
"Do these numbers really tell
a story of the greats
or have we made a big mistake?"
By building it too high,
we built upon a lie.

Kero(whack, whack)uac it out of here,
chanting drunk on thin air
and your terrible beer.

Colorado’s in the basement again
At the top of the world
(Rock Rock Rockies! Rock Rock Rockies!)
Colorado’s in the basement again
At the top of the world
(Rock Rock Rockies!)

I thought that we should
Oh, I thought it’d be good
For the hitters it was
But just look what it does
to the pitchers’ careers—
a mile high lie and fear.

Denny Neagle had stuff
And Mike Hampton was rough
But their hubris came tragic
What terrible, terrible years

Colorado’s in the basement again
At the top of the world
(Rock Rock Rockies! Rock Rock Rockies!)

Our players got fat
On their champion bats
Gallaraga, Bichette,
Walker, Vinny Castilla
it’s clear—
They only had great power here.

Kero(whack, whack)uac it out of here,
chanting drunk on thin air
and your terrible beer.

Colorado’s in the basement again
At the top of the world
(Rock Rock Rockies! Rock Rock Rockies!)