California (Anaheim)

California, sprawling down to the sea/like a lazy fat lizard in a den of iniquity/2003, reigning champion/virginal Angel, bustin' your Ana-hymen/No sex-ed involved/But, no problem solved/When you're preachin' abstinence/you're like a monkey, please evolve/ Can I go old school?/One time/Bo Belinsky/The lead was nine/Yo, it ain't Lachmen/He didn't do it/

California, California, California

Oh, Spezio/Take it easy, yo/Like Lebowski (the Dude)/I hate the fuckin' Eagles, yo/In the land of the rat/Anderson swings a fat bat/Like Mrs. G, that's a fact/I like Jo, she was the tough girl/And Natalie was fat/Mindy Cohen, Tobey Gowin/Joel and Ethan kept it goin'/Fuck the studio system!/In '82, stars upon stars/Buying cars, riding limosines/But, you can't buy no respect/Like the librarian said/So, give me head/ Judge Dredd/Make a movie, fuckin' stoolie/Call out your real girlfriend's name/Julie!/LA-Anahiem freeway/No way, I'll stay right where I am/Uncle Sam damned up the Colorado River bed/Bled dry for the pleasure of a German camera eye/Snapshot of the canyon while the cannons roll/

California, California, California

Terminator/Player-hater/Reaganomics/Clint in the mix/Make my day/

Shazam!/Shaq-in up with the man/LA Lakers fans tan/While we make California on the ground in Iran (so far away)/Not California, Anaheim/Hit .388, one time/But, Brett will get the credit/Closer to Williams/Now you read it/It's not racism?/Forget it/Wanna compare batting titles?/7 beats whatever/No credit!/Now in San Fran/All the Beats are dead/Bukowski's gone cold/And Hollywood sucks - nuff said!/Digital Silicon Valley/Rally 'round the bill/Dollar bill will kill/Dollar dollar dollar bill/Mission Hill to the Bay/BART went that way/From Oakland to Berkeley/Where people still say/"Give peace a chance"/But, that's pure romance/And romance is dead/Like the ground 'round LA/Pop a cap in the ass/Of mass consumption/That hegemonic sonic boom (shake the room)/Has awakened tha rats/And now we're free from the sewers and the drawers/and the roars, my lord!/We are a furious swarm/On your imperial storm/And Morrison's our king/As we bust through your doors/ Future Angels take stock/Remember the name, Lyman Bostock/Don't hate the game, player/Player hate the same/ Layer after layer/Generations remain caught in the same game/Same day jealously remains a means to death/ California, California, California/ Donnie no Moore, please/Come save us, please/California, needs and needs and needs/Get off your knees!/Don't need to play/Don't need to pray/Just make a play/Like Mike Scioscia show'd'ya/Day after day/Now small ball is the way/California, California, California!