Wiggle that ass some more Eddie
from both sides shake that stick.
Eddie Murray don’t hurry,
take me long and deep.
I got no worry
with Mike Flanagan
again and again
low low Lowenstein
always keeping his head.
Lee May I make it smelly,
like Joe Altobelli?
Goin’ Tippy and Denny
Martinez dirty Sanchez

Cal Ripken (gold love)
Naked (streak)
Cal Ripken
Naked
Workmanlike

They call him Rhino
Gary Roeneke yeah
just like Meineke
fix your tailpipe with his bat
Ken Singleton receivin’
like Dempsey wet ‘n wild hun
in the Bum-bry bubble Bumbry.
Earl Weaver’s beaver is a big pussy.
Throw a tantrum, make it handsome,
Brady Anderson, sideburns, biceps, 50 HR’s

Cal Ripken
Naked (rookie of my rear)
Cal Ripken
Naked
Workmanlike

Boog Powell prodigious (x3)
make me religious
Jim Palmer in his underwear (x3)
Kick your leg behind your head now
in your underwear.
To the hot corner, Brooksie,
come on now, give us a look-see,
Decinces, McGregor, Palmeiro
even Dave Segui

(you’re pretty big for a shortstop)
Cal Ripken (m.v.penis)
Naked (you’re pretty big for a shortstop)
Cal Ripken
Naked
Workmanlike